You are amazing! I want your children! You are a guy right?
no, but adoption is always an alternative
That's a shame. You're still awesome though.
....-facepalms-Why the fuck did you microwave a bird?
in truth, its beak offended mewhy do you think?
Its beak? not its claws or its beady little eyes?you are easily offended, my dear.
only by birds
How many birds have you killed? Were they all of the ugly, possessed, murderous kind? Or did you simply kill every bird that came your way?
one can never be too careful
Good point. Pretty little things. Too bad they're so vengeful.