Friday, January 6, 2012

there was a starling in my kitchen today

i put it in the microwave

and all that entails.

now i need to clean the kitchenette.

it is not a good idea to microwave a starling

just

for your information

10 comments:

  1. You are amazing! I want your children! You are a guy right?

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  2. no, but adoption is always an alternative

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  3. That's a shame. You're still awesome though.

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  4. ....

    -facepalms-

    Why the fuck did you microwave a bird?

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  5. in truth, its beak offended me

    why do you think?

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  6. Its beak? not its claws or its beady little eyes?

    you are easily offended, my dear.

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  7. How many birds have you killed? Were they all of the ugly, possessed, murderous kind? Or did you simply kill every bird that came your way?

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  8. Good point. Pretty little things. Too bad they're so vengeful.

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