CORDELIA, a young, popular student
REGAN, an unpopular student, friend of CROCODILE TEARS
GONERIL, CROCODILE TEARS' best friend
MACBETH, CROCODILE TEARS' beloved
POLONIUS, a professor of literature
GLOUCESTOR, a school principal
TAMORA, a witch
IAGO, a warlock
ANTONY and CLEOPATRA, parents of CROCODILE TEARS
ASSORTED TEACHERS
ASSORTED PARENTS
CALIBAN and SYCORAX
CHORUS
SETTING, a high school in the midwestern united states, a time not so long ago
